It’s 7:46 PM and we’ve gotten more trick-or-treaters in the last couple of hours than we did during the previous three years combined. Cindy is so excited! She loves handing out candy and seeing all the kids in their cute little costumes. She’s not so thrilled with the older teenagers because most of them don’t even try to get with the spirit o’ the night.
Anyway…
I’ve noticed that the thrift stores I frequent get a lot of old VHS tapes. Most of them are the blanks you buy at Satan’s 5 and Dime, and some are the official studio-distributed movies.
I was looking over a bunch of these tapes today wondering how many people “accidentally” donate their old homemade porn to thrift stores, when a girl picked up one of the tapes, turned to her friend and asked, “Hey, have you ever heard of Ghandi?”
Her friend replied, “The boxer?”
At this point, you have to ask yourself, What Would Zorro Do? The answer: just walk away, man. Just walk away.
By the way, I’ve had two people comment that they love the Apple Pumpkin or Mac-o-Lantern. One lady took a picture to show her friends.
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wouldn’t that really be an:
iJack or an iJoL?
They probably don’t know who David Bowie is either.
I’m sure they do, but to them he’s the guy who samples Vanilla Ice’s music.