It’s no secret that every year at Christmas-time for the last decade or so, the Church of the American Taliban starts fighting their strawman adversaries who are plotting the imaginary War on ChristmasTM. They’re on the front lines, taking on faceless profit-motivated corporations…and people who refuse to say that craziness is sanity.
The fake controversy, made even more idiotic by the constant “news” coverage, has created a toxic “if you’re not with us, then you’re with the Hanukkah-ites, and the Kwanzaa-ers” environment, which kind of smells like gingerbread and wassail. But it’s pure poison…like eggnog.
More than a few crispies, while being emotionally conflicted about the decision, had deemed me so heathenistic that when referring to me, they had removed all traces of “Christ” from my name, and simply called me by the more crispy-correct term “Xopher”, pronounced Zoe-fer, and not ECKS-o-fer.
Anyway, turns out that xopher is an active ingredient in a medicine that is used to prevent brain tumors, so they stopped because the irony was too much for them to bear.
They then tried removing all traces of “Chris” from Christ, referring to Jesus as “Jesus Xt”, but then a Latino rapper who calls himself Jesus XT found out, and there was a big trademark lawsuit debacle thing. It was a mess.
Anyhoo…WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
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