Yes, yes, yes. We all know you’re a much better person than I am. We get it.
“‘Charlie Rose’ by Samuel Beckett“ — Ha! Samuel Beckett, indeed.
E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened — More all-too-true fake news from The Onion. We laugh because it’s true. We cry because it’s true.
Patton Oswalt: Death Bed — I have […]

President’s Day sale aren’t what they used to be.

Now contains 30% more lead-based links to make it shinier.
Intel Video Ad Directed by Christopher Guest — Hilariously brilliant! I mean, if you’re a geek or dork or something, which I’m totally not, so this video sucks.
Kevin Smith is NOT the Last Cylon — It’s confirmed. Kevin Smith, who was set/not-quite-set to direct an […]

I’ve rerouted all power to your browser.

“Touchdown Jesus,” or “Drowning Jesus” — Just one more thing open to interpretation. Can’t wait to see how this splits the Church. Or maybe “YMCA Jesus”? (Thanks, Amy!)
There Are 12 Kinds of Ads in the World — I always thought there were only two kinds of commercials: those that […]

Check out these links now, before Rupert Murdoch buys up the universe.
Giant Homer Simpson Freaks Out English Countryside — Check out Homer playing a game of ring toss. I wonder what he’s aiming for. (Thanks for the link, Robin.)
Welcome Back, Potter — Pretty good take on Harry Potter’s later years, but I still like SNL’s […]

Now with 30% more porn…and these links.
The Simpson Movie website — Check out the “Create Your Simpsons Avatar” feature, which is actually kind of cool. Here’s mine.
Transformers — 8 pages of “robot” goodness. I haven’t been able to find many of these at Wal-Mart for some reason.
“Emma Watson in 3D” on Posterwire.com — Looking […]

Hmmm, they have the Internet on computers now. Or so I’ve been told.

RiffTrax — Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Michael J. Nelson does his commentary thing for some pretty recent full-length movies. You buy the audio commentary, then get the DVD of the movie, and then play them together, and it’s like MST3K…but without the little […]

Push, pull, or drag your old computer to these spots on the Interweb.
I Used To Believe — A collection of things that adults used to believe when they were kids. It’s pretty funny and cute, because you are reminded about how a child’s mind works…but it’s also kind of scary because you realize that there […]

One of my favorite lines from Scrubs (and there are many) is something Dr. Cox said: “I’m fairly sure if they took all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called “Bring back the porn!”
Well, guess what? They might not have taken all the porn off the internet, […]

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I’ve had one or two strands of grey hair since I was 14. They’ve been increasing […]