Yes, yes, yes. We all know you’re a much better person than I am. We get it.
“‘Charlie Rose’ by Samuel Beckett“ — Ha! Samuel Beckett, indeed.
E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened — More all-too-true fake news from The Onion. We laugh because it’s true. We cry because it’s true.
Patton Oswalt: Death Bed — I have […]

So, I see Amazon has added a bunch of BSG content to their Unbox Video selection, and I see this comment for Battlestar Galactica: The Story So Far, and it just made me laugh.
A real waste of time!!!
I used to like the old Battlestar series, but this is one of the most boring shows I […]

Good news, everyone!
You may recall that Fox had plans to revive Futurama in DVD form, which I was absolutely fine with. But now, new plans are underfoot.
Says Billy West:
I’m thisclose to selling my show–”Billy Bastard–Amateur Human Being,” And the other good news is that they’re doing 26 new episodes of ”Futurama” for TV and we’re […]

Good news, everyone!
From Billy West himself, on his website’s messageboard:
Here’s the official word on Futurama!!
David X. phoned me about an hour ago and said that this Futurama project is a done deal! Here’s the word from DX—
There are 4 DVD movies that we’ll start recording at the end of July or August. Full […]

There are way too many “Give me your money in the name of the Lord! Amen!” shows and not enough porn on Sunday morning TV.
That’s not my opinion.
That’s a fact!

Walking through Satan’s 5 & Dime, I turned a corner just in time to get stalled behind a woman who looked old enough to be Moses’ wife…or at least in her 90s. I couldn’t tell if she was pushing the basket or just using it as a walker, half-shuffling, half-waddling along in geological time.
Then […]

It’s no secret that every year at Christmas-time for the last decade or so, the Church of the American Taliban starts fighting their strawman adversaries who are plotting the imaginary War on ChristmasTM. They’re on the front lines, taking on faceless profit-motivated corporations…and people who refuse to say that craziness is sanity.
The […]

If you missed Saturday Night Live this past weekend, you probably don’t know about the latest and greatest iPod to hit the market. But don’t worry. You can go here and download the announcement.

And just in time for Christmas.
Of course, it’s already obsolete.

With everything that’s been going on, take a minute and enjoy.

Okay.

I don’t know anyone who’s ever said, “You know, I don’t watch enough television.” The closest is a guy I knew who claimed he watched only 4 hours of TV a week, then would give me a run-down of about 20 hours worth of viewing. Maybe he meant about 4 hours a day?
Anyway, yesterday […]